(Can't Read My) Waffle Face

thatmakesyoumyequivalent:

waffleface:

As any Little Monster should know by now, Gaga has been severely cheated at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs).


Gaga has received only THREE nominations this year: Best Female Video for “Born This Way” (the only one fans can vote for), and Best Choreography and Best Art Direction for…

hahaha you are in the wrong place for this. so many people here love Adele.

Also, I am stealing you away tomorrow.

I would like to be stolen away! :D
I have a grad party at some point, but yeah.

Anyway, I know that lots of people like Adele, but Gaga is better and I have lots of Gaga-loving followers…so yeah.  That’s what’s up! :D 

OFFICIAL MONSTER POST.

thehausofbilly:

Reblog if you’re a monster and love Lady Gaga.

We need every monster to reblog because we need to printscreen and send it to Gaga and the Haus to show them how much we love and support them.

Attention Gaga fans! This is an EMERGENCY!!

As any Little Monster should know by now, Gaga has been severely cheated at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs).  


Gaga has received only THREE nominations this year: Best Female Video for “Born This Way” (the only one fans can vote for), and Best Choreography and Best Art Direction for “Judas” (which fans cannot vote for).  

Katy Perry (or Cunty Perry as I fondly call her) has received NINE nominations this year.  Adele has received SEVEN nominations.  Now, I’m not going to make mean jokes like “Adele probably ate Lady Gaga’s other nominations,” or bring up the fact that Cunty probably shoved Gaga’s nominations inside of her vag or anything, but let’s be honest: Gaga deserves to be in every category possible!

I mean, the fact that Gaga isn’t nominated for Best Pop Video and Video of the Year is completely and utterly ridiculous.  I am pissed, and so are many other Monsters.  On top of that, Cunty’s “E.T.” is nominated in almost ALL of the Professional Categories (those ones that we can’t vote on), and the “E.T.” video was a complete rip-off from Gaga!  

I encourage everybody to NOT vote for Katy Perry for ANYTHING.  The same with Adele.  I very much so enjoy Katy’s and Adele’s music, but they don’t deserve a single award for which they’re nominated when Gaga SHOULD be winning those awards.  Call me ridiculous, but it’s true. 

Remember Gaga’s unreleased leaked track ‘Greatest’?

fuckyeahladygaga:

Lady Gaga had given Cher the demo for the iconic singer’s upcoming 26th studio album, and it has now been confirmed that Gaga will be performing the song alongside Cher!

Cher tweeted:

“Can’t wait till GaGa puts her Voice on ” The Greatest Thing ” SHE WILL ROCK IT SO FKNG HARD !”

Who’s excited about a Cher/Gaga Duet? Better yet to know that ‘Greatest/The Greatest Thing’ will finally be released?! We know we are!

YES! I’ve known the song for over a year now, along with all of her other unreleased tracks!! I can safely say that I’m STOKED.
Amen Fashion

Wow!  I gained 15 followers with one super crazy long Gaga post? FUCK YES, BITCHES. :D


Dearest Gaga,
I could tell you that even though I’m gay, that I’d RIDE your disco stick any day.
I could tell you that I’ve written a nine-page article for my school’s newspaper about you.  I could tell you that it had to be cut down, and that I threw a fit as I spent a good ten hours total crafting that article.
I could tell you that I know the legitimate choreography for “Bad Romance,” “Telephone,” “Alejandro,” “Born This Way,” and “Judas,” and that I perform these in public literally EVERY single time an opportunity presents itself.
I could tell you that I recreated your “Let’s make a sandwich!” outfit from “Telephone.”  I could tell you that making Fred Butler’s blue telephone hat took me over eight straight hours to make perfect, and that Rachael Barrett’s silicone dress doesn’t look quite the same made from a shower curtain.  I could tell you that I have found several opportunities to wear this outfit—at The Monster Ball, at Pride, and at every anime convention I’ve gone to in the last year.
I could tell you that almost everything I post is about you.  I could tell you that my friends get annoyed with me because almost everything I talk about involves you in some way.
I could tell you that you’ve saved me from the world, that you’ve saved me from myself, that I listen to your music every single day, that you inspire me, that you ARE the queen.
What I could never truly tell you is just how much I love you, and how much you mean to me.  The limitations of language allow me no way to express how I feel about you, Gaga.  I can’t even imagine existing in a world without you.  Thank you so much for being there for me.
When you say that you sometimes wake up not feeling like a superstar, not feeling like a good enough person, it breaks my heart because of how much you’ve done for just me.  You should never ever feel worthless or not confident because you are an incredible, wonderful human being.  You have done so much for me alone, that I cannot even fathom the true impact that you’ve had on your millions of fans.
I’ve wanted to meet you since “The Fame” not so I could take a picture with you, not so you could sign my plethora of Gaga merchandise, but so I could tell you how much I love and care about you.  You’ve made me the strong and confident free bitch that I am today.
Thank you, Mother Monster. <3  (I <3 Lady Gay Gay.)

Dearest Gaga,

I could tell you that even though I’m gay, that I’d RIDE your disco stick any day.

I could tell you that I’ve written a nine-page article for my school’s newspaper about you.  I could tell you that it had to be cut down, and that I threw a fit as I spent a good ten hours total crafting that article.

I could tell you that I know the legitimate choreography for “Bad Romance,” “Telephone,” “Alejandro,” “Born This Way,” and “Judas,” and that I perform these in public literally EVERY single time an opportunity presents itself.

I could tell you that I recreated your “Let’s make a sandwich!” outfit from “Telephone.”  I could tell you that making Fred Butler’s blue telephone hat took me over eight straight hours to make perfect, and that Rachael Barrett’s silicone dress doesn’t look quite the same made from a shower curtain.  I could tell you that I have found several opportunities to wear this outfit—at The Monster Ball, at Pride, and at every anime convention I’ve gone to in the last year.

I could tell you that almost everything I post is about you.  I could tell you that my friends get annoyed with me because almost everything I talk about involves you in some way.

I could tell you that you’ve saved me from the world, that you’ve saved me from myself, that I listen to your music every single day, that you inspire me, that you ARE the queen.

What I could never truly tell you is just how much I love you, and how much you mean to me.  The limitations of language allow me no way to express how I feel about you, Gaga.  I can’t even imagine existing in a world without you.  Thank you so much for being there for me.

When you say that you sometimes wake up not feeling like a superstar, not feeling like a good enough person, it breaks my heart because of how much you’ve done for just me.  You should never ever feel worthless or not confident because you are an incredible, wonderful human being.  You have done so much for me alone, that I cannot even fathom the true impact that you’ve had on your millions of fans.

I’ve wanted to meet you since “The Fame” not so I could take a picture with you, not so you could sign my plethora of Gaga merchandise, but so I could tell you how much I love and care about you.  You’ve made me the strong and confident free bitch that I am today.

Thank you, Mother Monster. <3  (I <3 Lady Gay Gay.)

I am inept at Tumblr….

Gah, Gaga is online RIGHT NOW.  I want to send her a message…

HOW DO I DO THAT?  WHY AM I SO CONFUSED BY TUMBLR!!!?!?!??!?!

I love this free bitch.  &lt;3

I love this free bitch.  <3

Just put your paws up, ‘cause you were BORN THIS WAY, baby.

Dearest Gaga…

Dearest Gaga,

I could tell you that even though I’m gay, that I’d RIDE your disco stick any day.

I could tell you that I’ve written a nine-page article for my school’s newspaper about you.  I could tell you that it had to be cut down, and that I threw a fit as I spent a good ten hours total crafting that article.

I could tell you that I know the legitimate choreography for “Bad Romance,” “Telephone,” “Alejandro,” “Born This Way,” and “Judas,” and that I perform these in public literally EVERY single time an opportunity presents itself.

I could tell you that I recreated your “Let’s make a sandwich!” outfit from “Telephone.”  I could tell you that making Fred Butler’s blue telephone hat took me over eight straight hours to make perfect, and that Rachael Barrett’s silicone dress doesn’t look quite the same made from a shower curtain.  I could tell you that I have found several opportunities to wear this outfit—at The Monster Ball, at Pride, and at every anime convention I’ve gone to in the last year.

I could tell you that almost everything I post is about you.  I could tell you that my friends get annoyed with me because almost everything I talk about involves you in some way.

I could tell you that you’ve saved me from the world, that you’ve saved me from myself, that I listen to your music every single day, that you inspire me, that you ARE the queen.

What I could never truly tell you is just how much I love you, and how much you mean to me.  The limitations of language allow me no way to express how I feel about you, Gaga.  I can’t even imagine existing in a world without you.  Thank you so much for being there for me.

When you say that you sometimes wake up not feeling like a superstar, not feeling like a good enough person, it breaks my heart because of how much you’ve done for just me.  You should never ever feel worthless or not confident because you are an incredible, wonderful human being.  You have done so much for me alone, that I cannot even fathom the true impact that you’ve had on your millions of fans.

I’ve wanted to meet you since “The Fame” not so I could take a picture with you, not so you could sign my plethora of Gaga merchandise, but so I could tell you how much I love and care about you.  You’ve made me the strong and confident free bitch that I am today.

Thank you, Mother Monster. <3  (I <3 Lady Gay Gay.)

herotosome:

andreaohhh:

thetaniakhan:

nothingseemstoeverwork:

i am so excited. :) who’s going?

Meeeeee :) next sunday! Nov.1!

This Saturday! :D October 24th!&lt;3

Will says this show is amazing, and that Halvo lurks afterward haha :)

yur damn right this show was amazing!  although Cobra Starship decided not to come to my show. but i saw everyone else. stupid Gabe and his parties&#8230;
BUT hey I saw Pat and John Ohh and Martin. so its okkk.

herotosome:

andreaohhh:

thetaniakhan:

nothingseemstoeverwork:

i am so excited. :) who’s going?

Meeeeee :) next sunday! Nov.1!

This Saturday! :D October 24th!<3

Will says this show is amazing, and that Halvo lurks afterward haha :)

yur damn right this show was amazing!  although Cobra Starship decided not to come to my show. but i saw everyone else. stupid Gabe and his parties…

BUT hey I saw Pat and John Ohh and Martin. so its okkk.

randolphrankin:

lizafish:blackandwhitereruns:jwalkdontfly:ourcalisunrise:thundercougarfirebird:hollowwords:suupjared:jamie-ftw:illeatyouupiloveyouso:shalomitsjesus:vegetarianzombie:daphneemarie:

oh yeah. btw, i&#8217;m sarah&#8217;s friend. so yeah i promise i&#8217;m not a creeper.
although that was creepy in itself. anywayyz how are you?

randolphrankin:

lizafish:blackandwhitereruns:jwalkdontfly:ourcalisunrise:thundercougarfirebird:
hollowwords:suupjared:jamie-ftw:illeatyouupiloveyouso:shalomitsjesus:vegetarianzombie:daphneemarie:

oh yeah. btw, i’m sarah’s friend. so yeah i promise i’m not a creeper.

although that was creepy in itself. anywayyz how are you?

randolphrankin:

lizafish:blackandwhitereruns:jwalkdontfly:ourcalisunrise:thundercougarfirebird:hollowwords:suupjared:jamie-ftw:illeatyouupiloveyouso:shalomitsjesus:vegetarianzombie:daphneemarie:

Mean Girls = THE SHIT:]
herotosome:

this is me, rocking shades, because i’m uber sick and the lights hurt my eyes. i know, i’m a loser haha.
instantly, my sister made fun of me and said why, oh why you wear sunglasses in the home when the sun went down about an hour ago? TAI nerds ftw.

haha! this is AmAzing. :]] now&#8230;.how do i get to those pictures of Pat? o_o

herotosome:

this is me, rocking shades, because i’m uber sick and the lights hurt my eyes. i know, i’m a loser haha.

instantly, my sister made fun of me and said why, oh why you wear sunglasses in the home when the sun went down about an hour ago? TAI nerds ftw.

haha! this is AmAzing. :]] now….how do i get to those pictures of Pat? o_o

Will this be my very first post??

herotosome:

waffleface:

Omgoodness.  I believe it is.  OK, now as my first matter of business, Sarah please guide me to the gorgeous men that make up The Maine and Holly’s phenomenal ability to post thee most amazing pictures.

horray you’re doing it right! can you see this? ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YET?! if so, then go to Holly’s url “whatinthekumbaya.tumblr.com” and follow her, then you can see her amazing pictures :]

ok. i THINK i get it. it took me forever to figure out how to follow. but i got it. ^_^